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Ronnie DUKES (?-1981)
THIS IS YOUR LIFE - Ronnie Dukes, entertainer, was surprised by Eamonn Andrews at Thames Television's Euston Road Studios, having been led to believe he was there to be interviewed by Mary Parkinson.
Ronnie, who was born in Rotherham to professional entertainers, trained as a dancer in his youth and entered dance competitions across the north of England as a teenager. After leaving school at 14, he became a professional entertainer with a touring act called The Dead End Kids.
Following his national service, he returned to show business, developing his cabaret act in the working men's clubs of the South Yorkshire area with his wife, singer Ricky Lee, and his piano-playing mother-in-law, Violet, who was the butt of many of his jokes. His appearances on the ITV variety show The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club led to a headlining making spot on the 1975 Royal Variety Performance.
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The Times 13 November 1975
Thames
Alan Coren
Dear God, shall England never be free of the threat that stalks her streets? Last night, in a new wave of Irish terror, an innocent English tap dancer was hijacked from his legitimate business, held captive in a tiny, windowless room and subjected to as devilish and sophisticated a course of torture as it lies within man's ingenuity to conceive.
For Eamonn Andrews is no ordinary kidnapper: long years at his grisly trade have honed his techniques to a fine and terrible edge. Amateurs may use brute force and primitive threat to reduce their victims, but Andrews, chuckling disarmingly the while, is able to destroy a man simply by dredging up an old schoolmate who will not only hurl himself upon the captive (who has no idea why this stranger is crushing his head in a manic embrace) but, having thrown himself aside, proceed to describe to the man's loved ones the occasion upon which he got his leg stuck in a cistern or threw up over the headmaster's parrot. Throughout these fearful reminiscences, the captive must smile and nod, and slap shoulders and in no way betray his feeling that he would prefer to be laying about him with a blunt instrument.
He will also be forced to sit and applaud a monitor upon which those unable to be with him to embarrass him personally may do so from the safety of what usually turns out to be their dressing room, thus enabling us to see that they are in regular work. Last night kidnapee, Mr Ronnie Dukes, was visited by the screened heads of Larry Grayson, Ken Dodd, David Nixon and Bob Monkhouse, and it is to his eternal credit that he took it like a man, and did not crack until Eamonn, in a diabolical flourish produced Mr Duke's four-year-old daughter. It was at this point that the victim finally broke down and wept, and if you have any human decency, you will have done the same.
A morally cleansing evening, though, for all of us who watched the siege in distant helplessness. Because Mr Dukes has just, we were told, become famous. It was good to have the price of fame so clearly ticketed, both as a warning to Mr Dukes and a consolation to the rest of us.
Series 16 subjects
Ronnie Dukes | Ray Milland | Mike Hailwood | Frank Windsor | Magnus Pyke | Bill Tidy | Gladys Mills | Andy Stewart