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Lt Col John BLASHFORD-SNELL MBE, FRGS, RE (1936-)
THIS IS YOUR LIFE - John Blashford-Snell, Army officer, explorer and author, was surprised by Eamonn Andrews outside BBC Broadcasting House in central London, having just recorded an edition of BBC radio's Desert Island Discs.
John, who was born in Hereford, attended the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst as an officer cadet before being commissioned into the Royal Engineers in August 1957. He was later tasked with selecting, training and leading a 60 strong team sent to explore Ethiopia's infamous Blue Nile.
The success of this immense expedition led to John and his colleagues forming the Scientific Exploration Society, their aim being 'to foster and encourage scientific exploration worldwide'. Tougher assignments followed, such as the first vehicle crossing of the complete Darien Gap on the border of Colombia and Panama in 1971, and navigating almost all of the great Zaire River in 1974.
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After Zaire, I found myself being asked to help organise many expeditions. I did this gladly and several of them achieved notable success. Squabbles broke out in some, but usually these were due to inexperience or lack of leadership. Some of the groups even got as far as fighting it out in the press! It was very like the nineteenth-century verbal battles between explorers. I do not blame the press. In fact, I have a great many friends in Fleet Street, so much so that I have often been accused of showmanship; but I would prefer to call it salesmanship. It doesn't matter how ambitious, worthwhile and well planned your expedition may be, unless you can sell the idea to someone, you are unlikely to get the support to bring it to fruition. I believe that the two essential qualities of leadership are communication and inspiration. They are particularly applicable to expeditions.
Such was our liaison with the media that I was not altogether surprised to hear that, when I had been 'kidnapped' for the Thames Television programme This Is Your Life, our detractors fancied the whole thing had been rigged! If they could have known the momentary fear when I found strange people closing in on me and Eamonn Andrews' Irish brogue in my ear, 'Excuse me one moment, Colonel, we want you', they might have been more sympathetic. As it was, it was only by chance that I didn't hit him and bolt. When the truth came out I still felt like running, but was assured that many old friends were in the studio having a tremendous party and I couldn't really walk out on them. The evening was the greatest fun. Nobody burst into tears and everyone drank far too much. It was super to have so many chums present, including Charlie Thompson, the old Negro from the Darien, who had been flown across the Atlantic especially for the show. Confronted by a beefy Guardia sergeant saying 'You're wanted in Panama City', Charlie had been marched off to El Real jail to await a helicopter.
At Panama airport an Embassy Officer met him. 'Senor Thompson?' enquired the Briton. 'Si,' said Charlie, looking round for the gallows.
'Do you remember Major Blashford-Snell and a number of Englishmen coming to your village in 1972?' Reluctantly Charlie admitted he did. He'd never seen TV and the suggestion that he should fly to London to appear on a show was totally incomprehensible, but anything was better than garrotting. That afternoon he was issued with a passport and a visa for seventy-two hours in Britain. 'Do you have any clothes?' asked the Embassy official, 'it is rather cold in London in October.'
Barefooted Charlie had only the patched shorts he had worn for five years, so he was given $20 to buy warmer garments. The money got him a straw hat, some flip-flops and a cheap suit but no shirt. Thus clad he arrived at Heathrow. The lady who greeted him later told me that they were almost in London before she realised Charlie didn't speak a word of English and some hurried language lessons followed. I doubt Thames TV realised what they were taking on when they decided to feature the life of an Army explorer! Alas before the show they left Jim, Ernie and sundry other sappers in the Green Room with a table groaning with liquor. The results were predictable but somehow no one seemed to mind.
Explorer Lieutenant-Colonel John Blashford-Snell had just been the guest on, appropriately enough, Desert Island Discs and was crossing the road outside Broadcasting House with presenter Roy Plomley when we surprised the man who thrives on danger.
What we didn't know was that the incident might have been dangerous for Eamonn Andrews. The colonel had served in Northern Ireland and on 6 October 1976 still had an armed bodyguard. He was instantly on alert when he heard the Irish accent, but fortunately also instantly recognised the Life host.
One of the colonel's proudest achievements came in 1968 – the Great Abbai Expedition, seeking the start of the Blue Nile, flowing from the Ethiopian Highlands to the plains of the Sudan. 'Blashers' and his party navigated five hundred miles of crocodile-infested waters and were twice attacked by marauding bandits. He put on his pith helmet and walked towards one heavily armed group, calling through a loud-hailer, 'Tanasterling, tanasterling, salaam!' Translated, that means, 'We come in peace' – whereupon he was shot at. One member of the party was already wounded.
Armed bandits staged a night raid on his camp. The colonel emerged from his tent wearing only his pith helmet and fired his flare-gun into the ground, producing great bouncing balls of fire into the paths of the bandits and frightening them off for a few precious moments to allow the party to escape – with the colonel grabbing his clothes.
Series 17 subjects
Frankie Howerd | Wilfred Hyde-White | John Blashford-Snell | Mervyn Davies | Pam Ayres | Ivy Benson | Jim Wicks